We've all heard about the California Firestorm in October of 2007, but here's something that the media did not publicize. You see, in the midst of this firestorm, a giant penis erupted from the flames. Some say it was the penis of the actual fire itself, while others say it's a penis from space, and yet others said it's the penis of the devil. I personally just said that the people of California have been fucked and this is what fucked them. This flaming penis may be determined to be the ultimate cause of the fires.
A local citizen reported this to authorities. His exact words follow.
"Just when you thought the property damage was horrible in the California fires, another trajedy strikes. Last night a huge penis erupted in the midst of the fires. It stood at least 100 feet in the air and had flames shooting out of the tip. It was fully erect and hard. It began to screw every woman that had survived the fires.When it finished all the women, it screwed every male fire survivor in the butthole. According to local authorities, every man and woman in the fire zones have been "fucked twice". After copulating with everyone, the penis withdrew back into the flames and has not been seen since. This photo of this huge flaming penis was to be shown on Fox News, but was banned by Republican leaders in Congress. If you see this penis, contact the police immediately. It's armed and dangerous".
From: "The Latest Real News" (The alternate to the lying Media News)
From: "The Latest Real News" (The alternate to the lying Media News)
- Photo provided by an anonymous photographer
